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Bitchin’.

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My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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TEARS IN MY EYES

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Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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meowingtontcat:

This has been Cats Wearing Sweaters.  You’re welcome.

I want to put a sweater on my cat…

schmendrick, you’re next

My favorite thing on the Internet. Besides Jim.

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red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom

Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild

I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something

how do they survive

They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”


I bet they all have a Tumblr account.

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Okay, just for fun — and I apologize for stretching anything. :/ I’m hoping that Tumbr magically puts these under a cut.  Really.

I have so many people tell me that “NO, these aren’t Corgis,” because of their color, shape, and tail. Yep! They are, honest! My dogs are all Corgis. They are Cardigan Corgis, which is a different breed than all the Pembroke Corgis that most folks usually see.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardigan_Welsh_Corgi

Here’s Tempe, on a little growth progression from day one… last shot was taken a month ago. Yup, all corgi. The show photo was actually taken when she was out with a professional handler for a bit to go show in California with Caleb. Pardon her nose looking darker in that shot (it isn’t)  same dog, she got sunburned really bad on a trip to the beach, poor kid and had to wear SPF 50 on her nose for the rest of the trip. :/ Yep, there’s some drawbacks to her cute little butterfly nose! ;)

Also - yes, Cardigans DO come in fluffy. It’s a coat fault - basically a recessive gene that causes them to have a non-standard fluffball of a coat. Doesn’t hurt the dogs at all, nothing wrong with it. In fact, you can test for it - Temperance carries the fluff gene but does not have a fluffy coat. Her brother and sister did- and then one sister doesn’t carry it at all. Kinda neat!

PREACH!!!!! 

Cardigan corgis are corgis. Just look for the stumpers. 

Dwarf dogs rule! Dogs with legs drool!

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steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

a simple google search would tell you that our moon does have a name and it is Luna

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bobbymoynihans:

Parents!
Are you tired of buying new clothes for your kids, only to have them grow out of them, forced to repeat the cycle over and over?

And kids!
Do you hate your parents’ taste in clothing? Do you wish they’d buy you the threads YOU want to wear?

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I’ve amassed a huge wardrobe of the dopest shirts, the swankiest jackets, the slickest cardigans, the flashiest fedoras, the hottest ties, the snazziest canes and more! And it’s all yours for the renting.

So before you waste your money on something that won’t fit in a month, or fight with your parents over that sick velvet blazer they won’t buy for you - step into Rent-A-Swag.

My closet is now yours.

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if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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In addition to prayer, go to confession frequently, without the attitude of shame but with the attitude of someone going to the gym to train their body. Receive Communion, not with the understanding that God is rewarding you for saintly behavior but with the attitude that He is giving medicine and spiritual vitamin to a weak sinner who comes to a spiritual Doctor.
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